If you’ve kept up with the three-team, four-quarterback domino effect caused by Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre’s retirement and unretirement and return to the Packers and unreturn to the Packers and finally his move to the Jets, you are a supreme football fan.

And, as we are supreme shoppers, we shall help you catch up with all the new ripples in your NFL wardrobe. You surely need a brand spankin’ new No. 4 in Jets green instead of Packers green (Brett, that orange helmet is so yesterday) at NFLShop.com ($215 for an authentic, but think of the collector’s value if he wins the Super Bowl and then retires again!). We adore the Broadway Brett T ($21) and this organic cotton 12 is the new 4  T ($27) at cafepress.com; both hark back to the glory days of Joe Namath.

If you are playing both sides of the Tivo, you’ll want an authentic Reebok Packers QB Aaron Rodgers shirt, #12, at PackerTime.com ($180).

Then grab a #10 Chad Pennington Miami Dolphins jersey, since he got bumped down south from the Jets; we’re suggesting a replica jersey at FansEdge.com ($80) because really, you never know how these transplants will take. Don’t hold back now - here’s a shirt for Miami’s other Chad, super-rookie Chad Henne, who holds down No. 7 for the Dolphins (GametimeUSA, $70).

And for the Packers fans in your life who are tearing their hair out over all these multi-million-dollar hijinks, here’s a perfect early stocking stuffer: a Green Bay Packers’ Rubik’s Cube from packersproshop.com, ($14). It’s way easier to figure out.